modern day icarus with burns on his back and full of bitterness and throws out cynicism but sometimes he just looks at the sun like it’s the best thing in the world (◡‿◡✿)
- nikky! ∂_∂: ALL OF THE MEGABOYS ITS LIKE THE SPICE GIRLS GOT BACK TOGETHER OR SOMETHING
The terror that is a cucco attack, like the crazy maze that was the Water Temple, is NEVER exaggerated. Literally the only way to avoid death is to enter another area before they kill you.
WHY ARE THEY SO DEADLY
who sat down and said HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT ENEMY
A SWARM OF POULTRY
It’s tradition. It started with the third game and has been a series staple since. You’re not supposed to attack them, they’re a silly background bonus thing. Like the moblin who bribes you to not attack him.
Wish I’d been there to see it happen though